January 2011
picklequeen:
my aunts friend got an sti from her boyfriend and it was like lice in her lady bits or something and the doctors were confused because the lice were only normally present in dead people and her boyfriend worked in the coroners office and he had been shagging the dead people ha ha ha
Oh my god, that is really funny, I feel bad laughing though.
oh my freakin god jesus.
I watched five mintues of one born every minute never ever having a baby.
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puttin talcum powder ootside yer hoose then tellin...
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Eating a ripple, drinking tea and listening to kasabian. All is good.
reblog/like this if you fucking love oasis.
now-then-mardy-bum:
they are my life. Don’t go a day without listening to them <3
oh one of my earliest memories is my mum listening to them and I liked them then, I think I was about three aha.
It sounds so funny when you speak ‘your song’.
hehe easily amused,
modernlifeisrubbish--deactivate asked: Haha you're probably right, I doubt it's right to want a backcrack at 18, especially as I'm not even tall so I can't use that excuse either :(.
Just got the physical state of an oap obviously. x
Just got the physical state of an oap obviously. x
omg the wee red thing is back!!
My ambition in life is to be on the Jeremy Kyle...
modernlifeisrubbish--deactivate asked: Jealous! Neck and fingers I can do with my eyes closed, but no matter how a move my back I can't manage it and it's feeling so stiff right now :(.
I'd just like an obese person to sit on it so I can hear that lovely crack x
I'd just like an obese person to sit on it so I can hear that lovely crack x
Am I the only person that doesn’t know what to do when someone winks at me?
suckitandsee asked: Yeah, exactly! I think sometimes the censoring goes a bit far. Oh yes that would be lovely!! Do you know what tom says at the start of the video when he s like "This ones for..." I have no idea of the last word he says. Does my head in!! xx
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On jeremy kyle about her husbands masturbating problem:
Mad wife: ‘I have seen him with tissues in his hand.’
Jeremy Kyle: ‘Maybe he has a runny nose.’
Oh Scottish people are on jeremy kyle, beamer to the nation.
Watching arctic monkeys vs kaiser chiefs, it is good!
suckitandsee asked: I was going to put a band in your ask but..
OH MY GOSH YOUR BACKGROUND!!!!!!
I nearly choked!!!! That is the BEST tumblr background I have ever seen! hahaha, I can't stop smiling
OH MY GOSH YOUR BACKGROUND!!!!!!
I nearly choked!!!! That is the BEST tumblr background I have ever seen! hahaha, I can't stop smiling
no knowing wit tae dae when yer birds oan her...
katherinekissme asked: Arctic Monkeys
processedmeat-deactivated201201 asked: KASABIANNNNNNNNN
poo-goth asked: the strokes
jbvuiwciajxw9x8heg my abbey road and arctic monkeys posters just fell.
Put a band in my ask box and I'll tell you my...
no one will do it but may as well.
